I Could Eat A Knob At Night.

The Elephant Man Would Never Have Gotten Up And Gone, ‘oh, God. Look At Me Hair Today.’

Treat The World Like A Head.

I Don’t Understand Why People Take Pictures Of Mimes. Everyone Looks Like A Mime In A Picture.

I'm A Bit Rubbish At Knowing When Something Is Good. But If It Goes Out And I Can Say, "i Wasn't As Bad As I Thought I Would Be", Then I'll Be Happy. Until Then, I'll Be Thinking, "i Shouldn't Be Here!"

They Say It All Started Out With A Big Bang. But, What I Wonder Is, Was It A Big Bang Or Did It Just Seem Big Because There Wasn't Anything Else To Drown It Out At The Time?