I Could Eat A Knob At Night.

I Don't Know Any Londoners 'cos I'm From Manchester.

People Always Tell Me I'm Going To Regret Not Having Kids. But What If I Have One And Then I Regret Having It? Has Anyone Thought Of That Option?

Every Step Starts With A Step.

Everyone Is Living For Everyone Else Now. They're Doing Stuff So They Can Tell Other People About It. I Don't Get All That Social Media Stuff, I've Always Got Other Things I Want To Do - Odd Jobs Around The House. No One Wants To Hear About That.

Your Dreams Should Never Be Better Than Your Real Life