I Could Eat A Knob At Night.

As Long As You're Remembering Baby Jesus, Does It Matter When You're Remembering Him. That's What I'm Saying About Christmas, I Might Not Be In The Mood For It December 25th.

I Came Up With A Good Idea... See-through Skin.

Everyone Is Living For Everyone Else Now. They're Doing Stuff So They Can Tell Other People About It. I Don't Get All That Social Media Stuff, I've Always Got Other Things I Want To Do - Odd Jobs Around The House. No One Wants To Hear About That.

It's Not Easy Keeping A Diary. You Have To Be Pretty Committed.

Chinese People Age Overnight.