I Don't Think I'd Be A Very

People Say Having Kids Is Life Changing, Well That Doesn't Necessarily Mean A Good Thing, Does It? I Could Take One Of My Legs Off. That Would Change My Life.

There's A Lot Of Idiots In The World, So Live With It.

If Camels Are The Ship Of The Dessert, This One Is The Titanic

People Eat Duck And You Think, Well, We've Got Loads Of Chickens, Leave The Ducks Alone!

If You'd Have Told Me Five Years Ago That I'd Have Done All This - Two Books, Some Television And Everything - I'd Panic, I'd Be Scared.