I Don't Think I'd Be A Very

When You've Been On A Programme Called 'an Idiot Abroad' Job Offers Aren't Exactly Flying In.

The Only Reason You Don't Go On Holiday, Is 'cause You Have To Spend Money.

Me Mum Used To Always Have The Radio On - Even Now She Has It On In Every Room. Me Girlfriend Sort Of Blames That Reason For Me Not Doing That Well At School - Constant Noise, Really.

It's Not A Joke: I Really Do Like Being At Home.

If Dracula Can’t See His Reflection, How Come His Parting’s Always Neat?