It's Not A Joke: I Really Do

I've Never Won Many Awards, I Didn't Get Certificates For Swimming Or Anything.

I Look At Life Like A Big Book And Sometimes You Get Half Way Through It And Go 'even Though I've Been Enjoying It, I've Had Enough. Give Us Another Book.'

If You'd Have Told Me Five Years Ago That I'd Have Done All This - Two Books, Some Television And Everything - I'd Panic, I'd Be Scared.

Apparently You're Not Allowed To Lick A Toad's Back.

That Impresses Me More, Inventin' Electricity.