It's Not A Joke: I Really Do

The Elephant Man Would Never Have Gotten Up And Gone, ‘oh, God. Look At Me Hair Today.’

Shitty Nappy Whizzing Through The Air, You Don't See That In The Brochures.

The Only Reason You Don't Go On Holiday, Is 'cause You Have To Spend Money.

I Don't Know What The Future Is, But You Just Do It Whilst It's There, Don't You?

You Never See An Old Man Eating A Twix