It's Not A Joke: I Really Do

You Can Only Talk Rubbish If You're Aware Of Knowledge.

Your Dreams Should Never Be Better Than Your Real Life

It Would Be Spiteful To Put A Jellyfish In A Trifle.

If You Don't Sleep You Get Run Down. Sloths Never Get A Flu, Cos Its Good Innit Thats When Your Body's Replemishing.

If You'd Have Told Me Five Years Ago That I'd Have Done All This - Two Books, Some Television And Everything - I'd Panic, I'd Be Scared.