It's Not A Joke: I Really Do

If You Sit In A Bath Of Pineapple Chunks, It Can Kill You. That's Well Documented.

If You’re Worrying About The Wrinkles On Your Bollocks I’d Say Your Life’s Pretty Good

I Was Still Using My Eyes Even Though I Had Them Shut.

If You Haven't Got Eyes, You Shouldn't Have Wings

I've Got Loads Of Nieces And Nephews.