It's Not A Joke: I Really Do

Making The 'an Idiot Abroad' Series, I Was Really Dreading Going To India; I Thought I'd Hate It. It Was A Nightmare, And I Was Really Ill - Just Like Everyone Says.

The Problem I Have With All This Religion Stuff Is That I Can't Relate To It. I Think Most People Got Into 'cos It Gave Them Something To Do On A Sunday, But Since All The Shops Are Now Open It Isn't Required As Much.

If You Live In A Glass House, Don't Be Chucking Stuff About.

Who'd Have Thought The Frisbee Would Have Caught On?

I Saw A Bee Have A Heart Attack.