It's Not A Joke: I Really Do

Chinese People Age Overnight.

We've Had The Iron Age, The Stone Age, This Is The Pissin' About Age.

I Say Have The Night And Give People The Awards, But Why Do People Want To Watch People Win Awards? What Are They Getting Out Of It? I Don't Quite Get It. Because They Have Awards All The Time; There's Awards For Butchers, The Best Meat Served, But They Don't Televise It. I Don't Know Why They Do It For Films Or Tv Programs.

The Only Reason You Don't Go On Holiday, Is 'cause You Have To Spend Money.

It's Like There's Some Unwritten Rule That If You're Mates, You Can Say What You Want To Each Other, And You Don't Really Get That Annoyed About It.