I Care Not Who Makes Th' Laws

Histhry Is A Post-mortem Examination. It Tellsye What A Counthry Died Iv. But I'd Like To Know What It Lived Iv.

A Firm Belief Atthracts Facts. They Come Out Iv Holes In The Ground An' Cracks In Th' Wall To Support Belief, But They Run Away Fr'm Doubt.

There Are No Friends At Cards Or World Politics

Alcohol Is Necessary For A Man So That He Can Have A Good Opinion Of Himself, Undisturbed By The Facts.

Swearing Was Invented As A Compromise Between Running Away And Fighting.