I Wonder Why You Can Always Read

A Man's Idea In A Game Of Cards Is War, Cruel, Devastating, And Pitiless. A Lady's Idea Of It Is A Combination Of Larceny, Embezzlement And Burglary.

A Man Can Be Right And President, But He Can't Be Both At The Same Time.

The American Nation In The Sixth Ward Is A Fine People; They Love The Eagle - On The Back Of A Dollar.

The Last Man That Makes A Joke Owns It.

If Christian Scientists Had More Science And Doctors More Christianity, It Wouldn't Make Any Difference Which You Called In - If You Had A Good Nurse.