Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards.

What's Wan Man's News Is Another Man's Throubles.

Th' Newspaper Does Ivrything F'r Us. It Runs Th' Polis Foorce An' Th' Banks, Commands Th' Milishy, Controls Th' Ligislachure, Baptizes Th' Young, Marries Th' Foolish, Comforts Th' Afflicted, Afflicts Th' Comfortable, Buries Th' Dead An' Roasts Thim Aftherward.

Most Vegetarians I Ever See Looked Enough Like Their Food To Be Classed As Cannibals.

An Appeal Is When You Ask One Court To Show Its Contempt For Another Court.

To Most People A Savage Nation Is Wan That Doesn't Wear Oncomf'rtable Clothes.