Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards.

Drink Never Made A Man Better, But It Has Made Many A Man Think He Was Better.

A Man That'd Expict To Thrain Lobsters To Fly In A Year Is Called A Loonytic; But A Man That Thinks Men Can Be Tur-rned Into Angels By An Iliction Is Called A Rayformer An' Remains At Large.

Don't Jump On A Man Unless He Is Down.

If A Man Is Wise, He Gets Rich An' If He Gets Rich, He Gets Foolish, Or His Wife Does. That's What Keeps The Money Movin' Around.

A Man's Idee In A Card Game Is War