Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards.

A Fanatic Is A Man That Does What He Thinks The Lord Would Do If He Knew The Facts Of The Case.

Most Vegetarians Look So Much Like The Food They Eat That They Can Be Classified As Cannibals.

A Game You Play With Your Own Worst Enemy-yourself.

High Finance Isn't Burglary Or Obtaining Money By False Pretenses, But Rather A Judicious Selection From The Best Features Of Those Fine Arts.

Alcohol Is Necessary For A Man So That He Can Have A Good Opinion Of Himself, Undisturbed By The Facts.