I Can't Tell You Why There's A

Son, What Kind Of Pitch Would You Like To Miss?

I Never Keep A Scorecard Or The Batting Averages. I Hate Statistics. What I Got To Know, I Keep In My Head.

Let The Teachers Learn The Kids English. Ol' Diz Will Learn The Kids Baseball.

The Cards Had One Pitcher Who Won Fourteen Straight Games In A Period Of Twenty-four Days. Then When He Lost His Fifteenth Game 1-0, His Manager Fined Him Fifty Bucks.

I Can't Tell You Why There's A Delay, But Stick Your Head Out Of The Window And You'll Know Why.