Sure I Eat What I Advertise. Sure

Son, What Kind Of Pitch Would You Like To Miss?

He (bill Terry) Once Hit A Ball Between My Legs So Hard That My Center-fielder Caught It On The Fly Backing Up Against The Wall.

I Never Keep A Scorecard Or The Batting Averages. I Hate Statistics. What I Got To Know, I Keep In My Head.

The Dumber A Pitcher Is, The Better. When He Gets Smart And Begins To Experiment With A Lot Of Different Pitches, He's In Trouble. All I Ever Had Was A Fastball, A Curve And A Changeup And I Did Pretty Good.

Anybody Who's Ever Had The Privilege Of Seeing Me Play Knows That I Am The Greatest Pitcher In The World.