Heck, If Anybody Told Me I Was

If Satch (paige) And I Were Pitching On The Same Team, We Would Clinch The Pennant By July Fourth And Go Fishing Until World Series Time.

I Ain't What I Used To Be, But Who The Hell Is?

The Doctors X-rayed My Head And Found Nothing.

The Cards Had One Pitcher Who Won Fourteen Straight Games In A Period Of Twenty-four Days. Then When He Lost His Fifteenth Game 1-0, His Manager Fined Him Fifty Bucks.

It Ain't Braggin' If You Really Done It.