Heck, If Anybody Told Me I Was

If Satch (paige) And I Were Pitching On The Same Team, We Would Clinch The Pennant By July Fourth And Go Fishing Until World Series Time.

Son, What Kind Of Pitch Would You Like To Miss?

He (branch Rickey) Must Think I Went To The Massachesetts Constitution Of Technology.

The Doctors X-rayed My Head And Found Nothing.

Why, They Shot The Wrong Mckinley!