Let The Teachers Teach English And I

It Puzzles Me How They Know What Corners Are Good For Filling Stations. Just How Did They Know Gas And Oil Was Under There?

He (bill Terry) Once Hit A Ball Between My Legs So Hard That My Center-fielder Caught It On The Fly Backing Up Against The Wall.

The Cards Had One Pitcher Who Won Fourteen Straight Games In A Period Of Twenty-four Days. Then When He Lost His Fifteenth Game 1-0, His Manager Fined Him Fifty Bucks.

If Satch (paige) And I Were Pitching On The Same Team, We Would Clinch The Pennant By July Fourth And Go Fishing Until World Series Time.

The Doctors X-rayed My Head And Found Nothing.