I Can Take Any Amount Of Criticism,

I'm Over-educated In The Things I Shouldn't Have Known At All.

I Have Always Paid Income Tax. I Object Only When It Reaches A Stage When I Am Threatened With Having Nothing Left For My Old Age - Which Is Due To Start Next Tuesday Or Wednesday.

I Don't Much Care For Hollywood, I'd Rather Have A Nice Cup Of Cocoa.

Exercise Is The Most Awful Illusion. The Secret Is A Lot Of Aspirin And Marrons Glaces.

I Write At High Speed Because Boredom Is Bad For My Health.