Certain Women Should Be Struck Regularly, Like

The Pleasures That Once Were Heaven Look Silly At Sixty-seven.

The Stately Homes Of England, How Beautiful They Stand, To Prove The Upper Classes, Have Still The Upper Hand.

Why Do I Drink Champagne For Breakfast? Doesn't Everyone?

My Body Has Certainly Wandered A Good Deal, But I Have An Uneasy Suspicion That My Mind Has Not Wandered Enough.

The Air Is Like A Draught Of Wine. The Undertaker Cleans His Sign, The Hull Express Goes Off The Line, When It's Raspberry Time In Runcorn.