Certain Women Should Be Struck Regularly, Like

Work Hard, Do The Best You Can, Don't Ever Lose Faith In Yourself And Take No Notice Of What Other People Say About You.

My Life Really Has Been One Long Extravaganza.

I Want A Horse And Plough, Chickens Too, Just One Cow, With A Wistful Moo.

Everybody Was Up To Something, Especially, Of Course, Those Who Were Up To Nothing.

Passion In A Dromedary Doesn't Go So Deep; A Camel When It's Mating Never Sobs Itself To Sleep.