I Like American Women. They Do Things

Falling In Love Is A Chemical Reaction. But It Wears Off In A Year.

I Like American Women. They Do Things Sexually Russian Girls Never Dream Of Doing - Like Showering.

I Believe That Love And Laughter Can Only Happen When One Person Takes The Time To Think About What Would Cause The Other Person To Feel Good.

In Russia, If A Male Athelete Loses He Becomes A Female Athelete.

In America, You Drive Car. In Soviet Russia, Car Drive You!