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Americans Think Soviets Are So Grim. I Want Them To See That They Can Smile.

My Father Described This Tall Lady Who Stands In The Middle Of The New York Harbor, Holding High A Torch To Welcome People Seeking Freedom In America. I Instantly Fell In Love.

Russian Men Have A Saying: "women Are Like Buses..." That's It.

I Was Not Only Typecast As A Russian, But I Was Typecast As Yakov Smirnoff. This Is Understandable, And I Was Very Happy To Get The Roles, But It Would Be Nice To Be In A Movie Where I Could Be Someone Else.

I Like American Women. They Do Things Sexually Russian Girls Never Dream Of Doing - Like Showering.