When The Needs Of One Person Are

I Believe That Love And Laughter Can Only Happen When One Person Takes The Time To Think About What Would Cause The Other Person To Feel Good.

After The Soviet Union Collapsed, People Thought I Wasn't Funny Anymore.

It's Kind Of Bittersweet. The Human Spirit Is Not Measured By The Size Of The Act, But By The Size Of The Heart.

I Like American Women. They Do Things Sexually Russian Girls Never Dream Of Doing - Like Showering.

I Came To America To Make It My Home, And I Did.