In Soviet Russia, Party Always Finds You!

In America, You Can Always Find A Party. In Soviet Russia, The Party Can Always Find You!

In Russia, If A Male Athelete Loses He Becomes A Female Athelete.

I Found Out That When You Get Married The Man Becomes The Head Of The House. And The Woman Becomes The Neck, And She Turns The Head Any Way She Wants To.

If Love Is The Treasure, Laughter Is The Key.

Many People Are Surprised To Hear That We Have Comedians In Russia, But They Are There. They Are Dead, But They Are There.