In Soviet Russia, Party Always Finds You!

I Fed My Ego, But Not My Soul.

In Russia, If A Male Athelete Loses He Becomes A Female Athelete.

Many People Are Surprised To Hear That We Have Comedians In Russia, But They Are There. They Are Dead, But They Are There.

It's Kind Of Bittersweet. The Human Spirit Is Not Measured By The Size Of The Act, But By The Size Of The Heart.

In America, You Drive Car. In Soviet Russia, Car Drive You!