In Soviet Russia, Party Always Finds You!

A Russian Reversal Quote On Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union Article? How Original.

My Father Described This Tall Lady Who Stands In The Middle Of The New York Harbor, Holding High A Torch To Welcome People Seeking Freedom In America. I Instantly Fell In Love.

I Like American Women. They Do Things Sexually Russian Girls Never Dream Of Doing - Like Showering.

In America, You Can Always Find A Party. In Soviet Russia, The Party Can Always Find You!

In America, You Break Law. In Soviet Russia, Law Breaks You! In America, You Watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother Watch You!