In Soviet Russia, Party Always Finds You!

We May Have Forgotten How To Feel. Nobody Is Teaching Us How To Live Happily Ever After, As We've Heard In Fairy Tales.

In America, You Can Always Find A Party. In Soviet Russia, The Party Can Always Find You!

Balance Is So Important In Our Lives. In Our Busy World, We Can Give Ourselves Balance Between Thinking And Feeling.

In America, Your Job Determines Your Marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx Determine Your Job!

I Believe That Love And Laughter Can Only Happen When One Person Takes The Time To Think About What Would Cause The Other Person To Feel Good.