I Bought A New Book, '100 New

I've Never Been Lucky. The Day My Ship Came In, I Was At The Airport.

My Mother Had Morning Sickness After I Was Born.

I Went To A Massage Parlor, It Was Self Service.

One Night I Asked A Cabbie To Take Me Where The Action Is, He Took Me To My House.

I Was An Ugly Child. I Got Lost On The Beach. I Asked A Cop If He Could Find My Parents. He Said, 'i Don't Know. There's Lots Of Places For Them To Hide'.