I Bought A Book Of Mark Twain

I've Got Friends Who Didn't Vote. I Want To Smack Them Upside The Head.

I Always Say Getting Married Was A Ball. I Had A Blast Getting Married. Loved It So Much I Got Married Six Or Seven Times Or Whatever It Was.

I Don't Tell 'u.s. Weekly' Which Parties I'm Going To. I Write Songs.

I Don't Write Songs Thinking About Formats, Where Is It Going To Get Played, Who Am I Gonna Please, What's The Outlet For It.

I Think Celebrity Endorsements Hurt Politicians.