I Bought A Book Of Mark Twain

I Think I Did Every Drug Known To Mankind, Smoked Crack, Boozed, Dropped Acid, You Name It.

Why Does Anything Ever Happen? Some Things Happen And Some Don't.

I'm Single And Loving It. It Is Always Weird Talking About That Stuff. When Someone Is Talking About Who They Are Going Out With, I Am Always Like, Who Cares? Talk About Your Music Or Something.

Playing A Concert For 2 Hours Is Pie. I Would Do That Every Minute Of Every Day If I Could. I Love To Perform. It's The 22 Hours Before The Next Show That Kills You.

I Have A Couple Of Guys To Do My Laundry. Just Because I'm Lazy And Rich.