Why Does Anything Ever Happen? Some Things

Getting Married Was A Ball. Being Married Was... A Nightmare.

I Think I Did Every Drug Known To Mankind, Smoked Crack, Boozed, Dropped Acid, You Name It.

Being A Father Helps Me Be More Responsible... You See More Things Than You've Ever Seen.

Many Of My Lyrics Are About Having Sex With Prostitutes.

Out Stretched Hands And One Night Stands, Still I Can't Find Love.