I Think I Did Every Drug Known

I've Been To Your Mountains, I've Been To Your Sea-side, And Everywhere I Went Somebody's Wanted A Free Ride.

Beyonce, To Me, Doesn't Have A F--king 'purple Rain', But She's The Biggest Thing On Earth. How Can You Be That Big Without At Least One 'sweet Home Alabama' Or 'old Time Rock & Roll'? People Are Like, 'beyonce's Hot. Got A Nice F--king Ass.' I'm Like, 'cool, I Like Skinny White Chicks With Big T--s.' Doesn't Really F--king Do Much For Me.

I'm Not A Greedy Man; There Really Is Nothing I Couldn't Live Without. But If There Was A Fire, And I Saved My Child And My Pets, I'd Be Happy.

I Am Happy To Make Money. I Want To Make More Money, Make More Music, Eat Big Macs And Drink Budweisers.

But Honestly, It's Pretty Weird; There Are Girls Who'd Do Absolutely Everything Just To Get A Backstage Pass. I Don't Know What It Is, But Really, When You're On National Tv In America The Girls Love You. They All Want You! And I'm Not Complaining!