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I'm In Awe Of People Like Jerry Lee Lewis And Little Richard; They're Great Musicians And People. But I'm Most Starstruck By People In The Small Town Where I Live. Especially Single Dads, Like Me, Who Are Working Five Times As Hard To Raise Their Kids.

I Don't Rock For Cancer. I Rock For Cash, And The Topless Dancers.

I Collect Cars And Bikes. One Of My Most Special Rides Is A Black 1930s Cadillac V16, And Then I've Got A Few West Coast Choppers.

Many Of My Lyrics Are About Having Sex With Prostitutes.

I Pissed On My Diploma, Smell The Aroma.