I Believe That Willy Nelson Is The

If You Elect Me The First Jewish Justice Of The Peace, I'll Reduce The Speed Limits To 54.95!

I Don't Feel Bad About Losing.

And I'll Tell You Another Thing, You Won't Find Any Candidate That Supports Prayer In School And Gay Marriage. For That Reason Alone, People Should Vote For An Independent-thinking Person.

If You're Patient And You Wait Long Enough, Something Will Usually Happen And It'll Usually Be Something You Don't Like.

A Happy Childhood Is The Worst Possible Preparation For Life.