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You Have To Pretend That Your Life Is A Financial Pleasure Even When Your Autographs Are Bouncing.

Politics Is The Only Field In Which The More Experience You Have, The Worse You Get.

Happiness Is A Moving Target.

Golf Is The Only Opportunity That Middle-aged Wasps Have To Dress Up Like A Pimp.

On The Whole I Prefer Cats To Women Because Cats Seldom If Ever Use The Word 'relationship'.