I Want To Be Governor [of Texas]

If Jesus Christ Had Run As An Independent, Rick Perry Would Have Beat Him.

And I'll Tell You Another Thing, You Won't Find Any Candidate That Supports Prayer In School And Gay Marriage. For That Reason Alone, People Should Vote For An Independent-thinking Person.

The First Thing I'll Do If Elected Is Demand A Recount.

My Definition Of An Artist Is Anyone Who's Ahead Of His Time And Behind On His Rent.

Musicians Can Run This State Better Than Politicians. We Won't Get A Lot Done In The Mornings, But We'll Work Late And Be Honest.