I Want To Be Governor [of Texas]

Students Don't Know Who Mark Twain Was Because He Wasn't On The Test.

I Even Went So Far As To Become A Southern Baptist For A While, Until I Realized That They Didn't Hold 'em Under Long Enough.

One Thing We Are Sure Of Is There's No One Like Nelson Mandela Out There. That's Too Bad For Us.

Remember: Y'all Is Singular. All Y'all Is Plural. All Y'all's Is Plural Possessive.

Simón Bolívar Is The Only Person In History To Be Exiled From A Country Named After Him.