I Want To Be Governor [of Texas]

No Matter Where You Go, You Always See Yourself In The Rearview Mirror.

Remember, I'm Not Running Against Rick Perry; I'm Running Against Apathy.

The Teachers Are Getting Screwed, Blued, And Tattooed By The System.

We're Going To Make That Lone Star Shine Again.

Remember: Y'all Is Singular. All Y'all Is Plural. All Y'all's Is Plural Possessive.