I Want To Be Governor [of Texas]

When A Stray Animal Crosses Your Path, It May Be As Close To God As You're Going To Get In This Lifetime.

I'm Ready For Anything. That's Probably Why It Never Happens.

You Have To Pretend That Your Life Is A Financial Pleasure Even When Your Autographs Are Bouncing.

Sleep Came Slower Than A Frigid Woman.

People May Surprise You With Unexpected Kindness. Dogs Have A Depth Of Loyalty That Often We Seem Unworthy Of. But The Love Of A Cat Is A Blessing, A Privilege In This World.