I Want To Be Governor [of Texas]

There's A Fine Line Between Fiction And Non-fiction And I Think I Snorted It Somewhere In 1979

I'm Also For Gay Marriage, Because I Say They Have Every Right To Be Just As Miserable As The Rest Of Us. Love Is Bigger Than Government. And Texas, By The Way, Has A Very Progressive Law About Gay Couples Adopting Kids. We Just Won't Let Them Get Married. So That's Not Common Sense.

God Created Whiskey To Keep The Irish From Taking Over The World.

One Thing We Are Sure Of Is There's No One Like Nelson Mandela Out There. That's Too Bad For Us.

I'll Tell You Right Now. I'm For Prayer In School.