I Want To Be Governor [of Texas]

I Am Not Anti-death Penalty, But I'm Damned Sure Anti-the-wrong-guy-getting-executed.

All My Adult Life I've Been In The Practice Of Giving Advice To People Who Are Happier Than I Am.

You've Got To Find What You Love And Let It Kill You. I Don't Think Any Of Us Should Ever Forget That.

When I'm Governor... I'll Be The First Governor With A Listed Telephone Number.

I Don't Feel Bad About Losing.