I Believe Poor People Are Good People,

The Ones That Hurt The Most Always Say The Least.

Daddy Gave Me Real Useful Information To Protect Me In The Real World. If Anyone Hits Me, I'm Not To Hit Them Back. I Wait Until Their Back Is Turned, Then Hit Them In The Head With A Brick.

Face It Girls. I'm Older And I Have More Insurance.

He Had Mourned Each Of Those Great Trains As, One By One, They Were Pulled Off The Lines And Left To Rust In Some Yard, Like Old Aristocrats, Fading Away; Antique Relics Of Times Gone By.

Remember, If People Talk About You Behind Your Back, It Only Means You Are Two Steps Ahead Of Them.