The Ones That Hurt The Most Always

I Brought A Picture With Me That I Had At Home, Of A Girl In A Swing With A Castle And Pretty Blue Bubbles In The Background, To Hang In My Room, But That Nurse Here Said The Girl Was Naked From The Waist Up And Not Appropriate. You Know, I've Had That Picture For Fifty Years And I Never Knew She Was Naked. If You Ask Me, I Don't Think The Old Men They've Got Here Can See Well Enough To Notice That She's Bare-breasted. But, This Is A Methodist Home, So She's In The Closet With My Gallstones.

Remember, If People Talk About You Behind Your Back, It Only Means You Are Two Steps Ahead Of Them.

I Believe In God, But I Don't Think You Have To Go Crazy To Prove It.

In Order To Be Miss Anybody You Had To Have Excellent Grades, And I Had Terrible Grades Because Of My Dyslexia.

It’s Funny, Most People Can Be Around Someone And Then Gradually Begin To Love Them And Never Know Exactly When It Happened