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I Have A Lot Of Friends That Are Ex-miss Alabamas And Ex-miss Georgias.

There Lives More Faith In Honest Doubt, Believe Me, Than Half The Creeds. - Alfred, Lord Tennyson

I Brought A Picture With Me That I Had At Home, Of A Girl In A Swing With A Castle And Pretty Blue Bubbles In The Background, To Hang In My Room, But That Nurse Here Said The Girl Was Naked From The Waist Up And Not Appropriate. You Know, I've Had That Picture For Fifty Years And I Never Knew She Was Naked. If You Ask Me, I Don't Think The Old Men They've Got Here Can See Well Enough To Notice That She's Bare-breasted. But, This Is A Methodist Home, So She's In The Closet With My Gallstones.

I Longed To Be A Writer, Always Wanted To Be A Writer.

It's Always The Darkest Just Before The Glorious Dawn.