Face It Girls. I'm Older And I

It Was A Stretch To Imagine That Barbara Walters Might Want To Give It All Up For Ed Couch, But Evelyn Tried Her Hardest. Of Course, Even Though She Was Not Religious, It Was A Comfort To Know That The Bible Backed Her Up In Being A Doormat.

The Ones That Hurt The Most Always Say The Least.

Daddy Gave Me Real Useful Information To Protect Me In The Real World. If Anyone Hits Me, I'm Not To Hit Them Back. I Wait Until Their Back Is Turned, Then Hit Them In The Head With A Brick.

I Wonder How Many People Don't Get The One They Want, But End Up With The One They're Supposed To Be With.

I Believe Poor People Are Good People, Except The Ones That Are Mean . . .