I Believe In God, But I Don't

It's Always The Darkest Just Before The Glorious Dawn.

In Her Opinion, Alexander Graham Bell And Clarence Birdseye Are The Two Greatest Americans That Ever Lived Excluding Robert E. Lee. She Believes We Never Lost The War Between The States, That General Lee Thought General Grant Was The Butler And Just Naturally Handed Him His Sword.

Yes, I Suffer Terribly From Depression. I Have To Work At Being Happy, It's Not My Natural Instinct. My Natural Instinct Is, If Something Wonderful Happens, To Throw Water In My Own Face.

The Ones That Hurt The Most Always Say The Least.

Face It Girls. I'm Older And I Have More Insurance.