I Began Quite Early In Life To

I've Had My Best Times When Trailing A Mainbocher Evening Gown Across A Sawdust Floor. I've Always Loved High Style In Low Company.

So We Came To The Ritz Hotel And The Ritz Hotel Was Divine. Because When A Girl Can Sit In A Delightful Bar And Have Delicious Champagne Cocktails And Look At All The Important French People In Paris, I Think It Is Divine.

I'm Furious About The Women's Liberationists. They Keep Getting Up On Soap-boxes And Proclaiming That Women Are Brighter Than Men. That's True, But It Should Be Kept Very Quiet Or It Ruins The Whole Racket.

I Once Witnessed More Ardent Emotions Between Men At An Elks' Rally In Pasadena Than They Could Ever Have Felt For The Type Of Woman Available To An Elk.

A Bit Of Conversational Sex Makes A Pleasant Climate For Creative Effort.