Gentlemen Always Seem To Remember Blondes.

With A Mental Equipment Which Allows Me To Tell The Difference Between Hot And Cold, I Stand Out In This Community Like A Modern Day Cicero. Dropped Into Any Other City Of The World, I'd Rate As A Possibly Adequate Night Watchman.

Any Girl Who Was A Lady Would Not Even Think Of Having Such A Good Time That She Did Not Remember To Hang On To Her Jewelry.

I Always Think That The Most Delightful Thing About Traveling Is To Always Be Running Into Americans And To Always Feel At Home.

If We Have To Tell Hollywood Good-by, It May Be With One Of Those Tender, Old-fashioned, Seven-second Kisses Exchanged Between Two People Of The Opposite Sex, With All Their Clothes On.

I'm Furious About The Women's Liberationists. They Keep Getting Up On Soap-boxes And Proclaiming That Women Are Brighter Than Men. That's True, But It Should Be Kept Very Quiet Or It Ruins The Whole Racket.