I Became A Stand-up Comedienne Because I

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His Finest Hour Lasted A Minute And A Half.

You Know What Keeps Me Humble? Mirrors!

Before You Get Married You Should Meet Your Fiance's Parents. It Is Not Enough That You Like His Parole Officer.

You Know You're Old If They Have Discontinued Your Blood Type.