I Am Never Offended When I See

Unless You're Willing To Look A Little Foolish, Forget The Possibility Of Becoming Great.

You Make Good Coffee . . . You're A Slob, But You Make Good Coffee.

Some Years I'm The Coolest Thing That Ever Happened, And Then The Next Year Everyone's So Over Me, And I'm Just So Past My Sell Date.

I Think That The Longer I Look Good, The Better Gay Men Feel.

Sometimes I Don't Tell The Truth, Which Is Telling The Truth About Not Telling The Truth. I Think People Don't Tell The Truth When They're Afraid That Something Bad's Going To Happen If They Tell The Truth. I Say Things All The Time That I Could Really Get Into Trouble For, But They Kind Of Blow Over.