Singing Is Like Going To A Party

Do You Believe In Life After Love?

I'm Like A Bumper Car. When I Did An Infomercial I Was Fodder For Every Tv Comedy Show. I Couldn't Get A Job. People Said I Was A Huge Joke. I've Been A Joke So Many Times. I've Been On My Way Out Since I Started, But I'm Strong-willed. My Mother Is So Much Tougher Than I Am And My Grandmother Is So Much Tougher Than My Mother.

I Was A Shy Ugly Kid Who Led A Big Fantasy Life. I Thought I Was An Angel Sent From Heaven, To Cure Polio. When Dr. Salk Did That I Was Really Pissed Off.

I Won't Be Able To Do What I'm Doing Forever. There Aren't That Many Scripts Floating Around For Fifty-year-old Chicks.

I Wouldn't Give Myself Any Advice, Because Advice Is Kinda Bullshit. Take A Deep Breath And Don't Take Any Of It Too Seriously.