Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go

If A Man's A Good Kisser, He's A Great F-.

Until You're Ready To Look Foolish, You'll Never Have The Possibility Of Being Great.

Someone Once Said "the Only Thing That Will Be Left After A Nuclear Holocaust Is Cher And Cockroaches." I Think That's Funny, Because, You Know, I Am A Survivor. If I Am Anything, That's What I Am.

If Grass Can Grow Through Cement, Love Can Find You At Every Time In Your Life.

Sometimes I Feel Like An Old Hooker.