Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go

I Haven't A Clue Why I've Lasted So Long. There's No Reason. There Are Many People More Talented Than Me. I Think It's Luck.

I Don't Need A Man. But I'm Happier With One. I Like To Have Someone I Can Touch And Squeeze And Kiss. But I Don't Fold Up And Die If I Don't Have A Man Around.

I Would Have Gone Home To My Mother, But I'm Not That Crazy About My Mother.

Sometimes I Don't Tell The Truth, Which Is Telling The Truth About Not Telling The Truth. I Think People Don't Tell The Truth When They're Afraid That Something Bad's Going To Happen If They Tell The Truth. I Say Things All The Time That I Could Really Get Into Trouble For, But They Kind Of Blow Over.

A Girl Can Wait For The Right Man To Come Along But In The Meantime That Still Doesn't Mean She Can't Have A Wonderful Time With All The Wrong Ones.