Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go

The Truth Is That In My Job, Becoming Old And Becoming Extinct Are One And The Same Thing.

Sometimes I Feel Like An Old Hooker.

Donald Trump Can't Come Up With A Hairstyle That Looks Human, How Can He Come Up With A Plan To Defeat Isis.

I've Had So Many Rebirths, I Should Come With My Own Midwife By Now.

You've Probably Noticed Already That I'm Dressed Like A Grown-up... I Apologize To The Academy, And I Promise That I Will Never Do It Again.