For Someone Who Likes Tattoos, The Most

Sometimes I Feel Like An Old Hooker.

I Don't Need A Man. But I'm Happier With One. I Like To Have Someone I Can Touch And Squeeze And Kiss. But I Don't Fold Up And Die If I Don't Have A Man Around.

If A Man's A Good Kisser, He's A Great F-.

For Someone Who Likes Tattoos, The Most Precious Thing Is Bare Skin.

I'm Like A Bumper Car. When I Did An Infomercial I Was Fodder For Every Tv Comedy Show. I Couldn't Get A Job. People Said I Was A Huge Joke. I've Been A Joke So Many Times. I've Been On My Way Out Since I Started, But I'm Strong-willed. My Mother Is So Much Tougher Than I Am And My Grandmother Is So Much Tougher Than My Mother.