I Am Going To Be The Next

My Girlfriend Looks A Little Like Charlize Theron...and A Lot Like Patrick Ewing.

I Like Characters That Are Fragile And A Little Bit On The Edge .

I Have A 60-acre Farm In North Carolina, And I Have A Tractor And A Farmhouse. As Soon As I Groom The Land, I Want To Put Cabins Around And Have A Place Where People Can Write And Hang Out. It'll Be Either That Or An All-black Nudist Colony.

I've Always Wanted To Have A Greek Sitcom Called Olive Lucy.

Inappropriateness Is Funny To Me. Rudeness Is Hilarious.