I Am Going To Be The Next

I'll Never Forget My Grandmother's Last Words. She Said 'what Are You Doing?'

A Good Stand-up, You Lead The Audience. You Don't Kowtow To The Audience. Sometimes The Audience Is Wrong. I Always Think The Audience Is Wrong.

I Don't Want To Do An Edgy Show, I Didn't Want Bad Language. I Think Edginess Is The New Hackiness.

I Don't Like Cursing In Movies. I Feel Like Cursing Has Become The New Hackiness. You Try To Find Substitutions For Cursing.

My Girlfriend Looks A Little Like Charlize Theron...and A Lot Like Patrick Ewing.