Inappropriateness Is Funny To Me. Rudeness Is

I Like Dark Comedies. That's Why I Like The Wayans Brothers.

I Have A 60-acre Farm In North Carolina, And I Have A Tractor And A Farmhouse. As Soon As I Groom The Land, I Want To Put Cabins Around And Have A Place Where People Can Write And Hang Out. It'll Be Either That Or An All-black Nudist Colony.

I'm Not Versed Enough In Constitutional Law To Run For Office. I'd Have To Go Back To School Or Something.

I Don't Know What My Assistant Would Do Besides Get Me Pot.

I'm Terrible At Heights. I Hate It. I'm Glad I'm Only 5'7".