I Like Characters That Are Fragile And

I've Been Happily Dedicated To The Same Woman For A Number Of Years. I Never Even Look At Other Women.

You Know It's Time To Do The Laundry When You Dry Off With A Sneaker.

My Dad Doesn't Get Any Of My Jokes. He Laughs At Them, But He Doesn't Understand Them. He's Just Laughing Because People Around Him Are Laughing.

I'm Greek. My Body Produces Feta Cheese.

I'm An American So Its Kind Of Hard For Me To Talk About 9/11. So Whenever Someone Brings It Up In A Conversation, I Say "i Didn't Like 9/11."