I Like Characters That Are Fragile And

I Once Walked In On My Grandparents Making Love...and That's Why I Don't Eat Raisins.

I've Never Been In Love... But I Imagine It's Similar To The Feeling You Get When You See Your Waiter Arriving With Your Food

You Know You're Getting Fat When Your Socks Don't Fit.

I Find Anger To Be Funny. I Find People That Are So Wrapped Up In Their Own Personalities To Be Funny, And Lost. Like Myself In Real Life.

I Love Playing A Curmudgeon. I Just Love Playing A Sour Guy.