My Girlfriend Looks A Little Like Charlize

I Call My Balls The Bush Twins.

I Would Start A Revolution, But I Just Bought A Hammock.

People Get Tv Deals By Doing Something In Their Grandmother's Basement. It Is Definitely The Wave. Everybody Is Trying To Do All That Stuff. I Mean, The Internet Is The Only Reason That I've Gotten Work Is Because I've Somehow Created A Line And People Have Seen It. And Then I've Been Asked To Auditions.

I Don't Want My Personal Life To Change. I Don't Understand Why People Strive For Fame. I Know It's Ironic For Me To Be Saying This, But This Will Be The Last One I Do.

You Know You're Getting Fat When Your Socks Don't Fit.