I Still Can't Set Up The Ironing-board.

I Prefer Highs And Lows To An Even Keel. Moderation Is Never Something I've Been Good At.

Anyone Who Has Dead Straight Hair Wants Curls.

A Good Fart Joke Makes Me Bawl With Laughter, So Will Somebody Farting. And The Word 'poo.' You Can't Beat A Good Poo Joke.

People Often Ask Why Comedy Is Harder For Women, And The Reason Is Because A Tampon Will Sometimes Fall Out When You're On Stage. Blokes Don't Have That Worry.

I've Never Been Prudish.