I Am Accusing Him Of Stealing My

People In Northern Ireland Vote For Their Church, They Don't Vote With Their Heads; It Is Ridiculous.

A Man Says To His Mate: "my Wife Is A Twin." His Mate Says, "how Do You Tell Them Apart?" The Man Says: "her Brother Has A Beard."

My Father Fought In World War I And Single-handedly Destroyed The Germans' Line Of Communication. He Ate Their Pigeon.

I Asked A Shop Owner If He Could Help Me Out. He Said: "what Way Did You Come In?"

I Bought These Shoes In Taiwan, And They Said In The Inside "made Around The Corner."