I Don't Think My Wife Likes Me

My Wife Went Into The Butchers And Said: "you've A Sheep's Head In Your Window." The Butcher Said: "that's A Mirror."

Two Irishmen Were Passing A Pub - Well, It Could Happen.

A Girl Asks Her Doctor, "doctor, I've Forgotten To Take My Contradictory Pill!" The Doctor Says: "are You Ignorant?" The Girl Says: "yes, Three Months!"

This Is Frank Carson, News At Ten, Sober.

Have You Heard About The Irishman Who Reversed Into A Car Boot Sale And Sold The Engine?