The Irish Six Million Dollar Man Only

Someone Threw A Petrol Bomb At Alex Higgins Once And He Drank It!

I Asked A Shop Owner If He Could Help Me Out. He Said: "what Way Did You Come In?"

My Wife Went Into The Butchers And Said: "you've A Sheep's Head In Your Window." The Butcher Said: "that's A Mirror."

I Was In The Far East And I Went Into A Restaurant And I Ordered Octopus And The Waiter Said: "it Takes Four Hours." I Asked Why And He Said: "it Keeps Turning Off The Gas."

I Said To The Waitress, "there's A Fly Swimming In My Soup." She Said: "you've Got Too Much Soup - He Should Only Be Able To Paddle."