A Jester Unemployed Is Nobodys Fool.

An Unemployed Jester Is Nobody's Fool.

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You Bet I Arrived Overnight. Over A Few Hundred Nights In The Catskills, In Vaudeville, In Clubs And On Broadway.

The Secret Of Staying Fresh In A Show Is To Remember That The Audience You're Playing For That Night Has Never Seen It Before.

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