Children Are The Same The World Over.

After All Is Said And Done, Its Usually The Wife Who Has Said It And The Husband Who Has Done It.

Housewives Spend More Money Than Their Husbands Make, So That Other People Think Their Husbands Earn More Money Than They Really Do.

An Unemployed Jester Is Nobody's Fool.

Children Are The Same The World Over. They May Have A Different Culture, But An Ache Or A Laugh Is Universal.

I Became An Entertainer Not Because I Wanted To But Because I Was Meant To.