I Got Lucky. I Won The San

I Know It's A Cliche, But The Whole Family Is Just Whacked. I Mean, We're All Out Of Our Minds. They're The Funniest, Most Eccentric Bizarre People I've Ever Met, My Siblings.

I'm Thirty Years Old, But I Read At The Thirty-four-year-old Level.

I Always Tend To Think Of All Of My Shows As Possibly My Last Show. I'm Like A Junior Springsteen, Without The Underbite.

You Know, Sometimes You Can't Just Take An Armadillo, Put It In The Barn, Light It On Fire And Expect It To Make Licorice.

When People Come To See My Stand-up, They Get A Chance To See My Characters Interact With Each Other.