I Got Lucky. I Won The San

While Many Comics Have A Secret Persona, I Fundamentally Want To Be Myself.

I Tried To Go Out For Theater Or Theater Arts, But I Was Too Scared Or Too Intimidated. But I Had A Lot Of Friends On The Cross Country Team That Had Great Senses Of Humor.

I Never Read The Tabloids.

I Think Abc Sort Of Hoped I Would Be Really Like Carol Burnett. I Mean Literally, I Think.

If I Only Ran When Nothing Hurt, I Would Never Run.