I Never Read The Tabloids.

Am I Not Turtley Enough For The Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle!

I Did A Lot Of Ridiculous Television. Between 1980 And '85 I Had No Confidence, So I Did Everything I Was Told To Do.

While Many Comics Have A Secret Persona, I Fundamentally Want To Be Myself.

I'm Thirty Years Old, But I Read At The Thirty-four-year-old Level.

You Know, Elizabeth Taylor Must Be In Heaven Going, 'alright, Fire Two Honey!'