I Always Say That A Girl Never

I'm Furious About The Women's Liberationists. They Keep Getting Up On Soap-boxes And Proclaiming That Women Are Brighter Than Men. That's True, But It Should Be Kept Very Quiet Or It Ruins The Whole Racket.

Memory Is More Indelible Than Ink.

I've Never Known A Philadelphian Who Wasn't A Downright 'character'; Possibly A Defense Mechanism Resulting From The Dullness Of Their Native Habitat.

Today There Are No Fairy Tales For Us To Believe In, And This Is Possibly A Reason For The Universal Prevalence Of Mental Crack-up. Yes, If We Were Childish In The Past, I Wish We Could Be Children Once Again.

Gentlemen Always Seem To Remember Blondes.