I Always Say That A Girl Never

With A Mental Equipment Which Allows Me To Tell The Difference Between Hot And Cold, I Stand Out In This Community Like A Modern Day Cicero. Dropped Into Any Other City Of The World, I'd Rate As A Possibly Adequate Night Watchman.

Fun Is Fun But No Girl Wants To Laugh All Of The Time.

There Is A Serious Defect In The Thinking Of Someone Who Wants - More Than Anything Else - To Become Rich. As Long As They Don't Have The Money, It'll Seem Like A Worthwhile Goal. Once They Do, They'll Understand How Important Other Things Are - And Have Always Been.

Tallulah [bankhead] Was The Foremost Naughty Girl Of Her Era But, In Those Days, "naughty" Meant Piquant, Whereas Values Have So Changed That Now, In The 1970s, It Generally Means Nauseating.

A Kiss On The Hand May Feel Very, Very Good, But A Diamond And Sapphire Bracelet Lasts Forever.