Memory Is More Indelible Than Ink.

And What, For Instance, Would Have Happened Had Romeo And Juliet Lived To Middle Age, Their Silhouettes Broadened By Pasta?

Show Business Is The Best Possible Therapy For Remorse.

It's True That The French Have A Certain Obsession With Sex, But It's A Particularly Adult Obsession. France Is The Thriftiest Of All Nations; To A Frenchman Sex Provides The Most Economical Way To Have Fun. The French Are A Logical Race.

There's Nothing Colder Than Chemistry.

With A Mental Equipment Which Allows Me To Tell The Difference Between Hot And Cold, I Stand Out In This Community Like A Modern Day Cicero. Dropped Into Any Other City Of The World, I'd Rate As A Possibly Adequate Night Watchman.