I Always Liked The Smell Of A

My Doctor Asked Me If I Smoked, And I Said Only When I'm Working, Golfing, Or Drinking. Then I Realized The Only Time I Don't Smoke Is When I'm Home. I Didn't Even Realize I'd Become A Smoker.

I Was So Emotional. Choked Up. I Could Hardly Talk All Day. I'll Be Cleaning Out My Trailer And Saying Goodbye Soon, Realizing What A Wonderful Experience This Has Been.

I Respect People And Expect That Kind Of Respect Back.

I Always Liked The Smell Of A Smoke-filled Room. I Think It's A Good Smell.

For Lack Of A Better Term, They've Labeled Me A Sex Symbol. It's Flattering And It Should Happen To Every Bald, Overweight Guy.