I Always Have These Little Internal Monologues.

Just Think, Right Now As You Read This, Some Guy Somewhere Is Gettin' Ready To Hang Himself.

And Now Gay People Want To Get Married... Haven't They Suffered Enough?

Future Historians Will Be Able To Study At The Jimmy Carter Library, The Gerald Ford Library, The Ronald Reagan Library, And The Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.

The Following Statement Is True. The Previous Statement Is False.

I'm Certainly A Skeptic. I Always Quibble With People.